Let me give you 10 good reasons why you SHOULD watch this medley of brainless medicine:

- You want to make doubly sure that Tusshar, Shreyas, Minnisha and Ballary are part of one gigantic production. Your eyes may have failed you during the trailers. Not.

- You have always been curious about what sadomasochism means, and have been too shy or ashamed to google it. No need. Here is your chance to find out. In just 2.5 hours.

- You have an unnatural tendency to harm yourself during a festive season.

- You are a student filmmaker who wants to know how your films would look ten years from now if you spent those ten years in a cave with a wet matchstick.

- You are CONVINCED that comedy catering to the lowest possible common denominator will ALWAYS make good money at the BO. Time to be proven wrong.

- You hate spending 2.5 hours with your loved ones on a Friday evening. Or with anyone resembling a human. Or an animal.

- You believe that there is a hidden meaning to Sagar Ballary ventures, which can be cathartic once discovered, and could unlock the door to many spiritual adventures. They're also known as nightmares, but never mind.

- You are an integral, mind you, INTEGRAL part of the cast or crew of this venture. You also get turned on by cryptic writing like "I am a Punju don from Punjab", "Dr. Wong, you are wrong!", "Rishi toh Kapoor hote hain" and the sight of Minissha Lamba walking down the ramp next to Pia Trivedi. On stilts.

- Hina Rabbani Khar promises to follow you on Twitter if you show her that India, too, has bad days. Like the release of certain films.

- You are a film critic. It is your job. Apart from being blessed with an unnatural tendency to protect a regular film-going audience (and your dear friends) from irreparable harm, you were also a goat in your previous life. In Afghanistan.

All said and done, even Shreyas Talpade continues to flounder with his amazingly inept choice of scripts. Satish Kaushik relives his Karzzzzz days. Madhur Bhandarkar pulls a fast one over good friend Ballary. Finally, Vinay Pathak and Sagar Ballary have come a full circle after their Bheja Fry days with releases on the same weekend and it is extremely tough to choose between the two. It's going right down to the wire.